life hack: if you ever want to do something to someone but their door is locked scratch on it like a dog and watch them open it THEN STRIKE
give me your hoodies and i’ll give you my virginity
I got 66 problems and being upside down is one
how to get any boy:
1. tell him you love him
2. compliment him
3. invite him over
4. aggressively throw spaghetti at him
zhu zhu pets? More like hearing satanic squeaking coming from you closet at 3 in the morning
you know it’s serious when you bring your laptop in with you
unraveling a new roll of toilet paper more like
And society continues to hold us up to unrealistic standards of beauty
'bruh it's hailing'
'welcome to hail'